bewbin:

bewbin:

i dont smoke cigarettes but they should let me have a smoke break where i burn stuff behind the restaurant

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i want my food ONLY prepared by this man

(via damn-funny)

sweatermuppet:

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

muppethole:

you ever find a piece of clothing and feel like you just stumbled upon an essential bit of your character design

kosmogrl:

unstoppable force (wanting to be the kindest version of myself) vs immovable object (all the anger and hatred I have inside myself)


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